Lord knows why, half of the time I was watching it was him swearing or saying how shit bats were. It was decided though, so I had to decide a game to start with. My friend suggested a short game that I was familiar with. I wanted a childhood game of mine, one that I would take pleasure in breaking.
The first game that stuck to mind was Tomb Raider. While this is not a short game it is easily segmented and that was probably more what I was after. Tomb Raider was a series that I got into as a child that helped me realize how great boobs are. More so though, it was a game that even as a child I could break.
It also helped that there is a ton of information about how to speedrun Tomb Raider games here: http://www.tombrunner.net/. Do check it out.
So here we are, Tomb Raider III. While Tomb Raider II had more childhood trauma for me I found that TRIII was a little easier to break in ways.
The old man that follows you around everywhere in this one farts. Constantly.
I took some screenshots of my efforts today as I practiced a few things. There were 2 things I used to do a lot when I was younger and I am going to show you here.
My First Glitch
It isn't complex, it isn't that wonderful, but when I was a child it was the most amazing thing I could ever do. I found a way to get to the top of Lara's mansion. This technique is used throughout early Tomb Raider speedruns.
Note, how easy it is to put Lara into objects.
As Lara jumps up and down she drifts slightly. Using this, you can place her in walls.
And when the game doesn't know where she is.
She gets spawned on top of whatever you stuck her in. In this case, she is now on top of her house.
Look. Lara. Everything the draw distance touches, is our kingdom...
This led to more fun with me finding the strange textures and the magic floating platform.
Looks like there's nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
Old Man Antics
What probably made me like TRIII more than TRII was the old man antics and the addition of a quad bike. The old man antics was something I was sure to do every time I played this tutorial level.
You get access to guns at the end of the assault course.
Not sure what Lara is shooting but she sure is keen
Of course, you shoot him.
He only groans a little when he gets up. It's not like he may have arthritis...
It's okay though. It's all for queen and country!!
Now here is the cruel bit that I couldn't stop laughing at. This is for if the farts get too much.
In the kitchen there is... the Freezer.
Get yourself all ready....
Aaaaaaaaand you shut the door.
Thus, preventing him from following you. You do still however, hear his farts from the rooms surrounding.
Now, back to the going fast. Over the months I looked up a few ways that people went through the levels, practiced the techniques and finally today was the day I gave it a go.
The First Level
The current best time for the first level is 38 seconds. You will find it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcioHGIBXU
This is the route I decided to go for.
Different techniques and a slightly different route have had a lot of runners complete the first level in just over 1 minute.
First attempt at me doing this, did not end well.
No matter! I will just have to jump a little differently.
Finally I got to the first area where I could do something silly. You jump through the edge of the wall and can get yourself on top of it.
I got stuck. While there is "quicksand" I wasn't sinking but in this case, I had wedged myself in something and couldn't get out.
It doesn't even look like I am stuck...
Close but not quite on that.
Again not quite. It was a good try Lara.
Aha! Success! Now to jump over to the other side.
Easy so far. Now here comes the bit that I spent hours... to try and get. Grabbing into the block so that when you pull yourself up, you hit the trigger for the level exit.
If you can see it, Lara's shadow is in the block.
And this is what happened:
Yaay out of bounds!
Lets try again.
Hooray! I did it! But...
Something didn't seem right and the start of the next level.... Is this Ninja Croft?
No Matter! I will load again.
Okay then... I didn't wanna see Lara's face anyway. Load again...
Okay I didn't want to see the level either. Bah.
As it turns out, one way of hitting the level exit means you skip the cut scene after it. Useful? No. Every time this happens you will load a level or a save that is either missing the art for Lara, or the art for the level.
Restarting and having another go, I completed it.
Yaaaay! Go me with breaking the game. Does this make me a speedrunner?